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Monday 25 April 2011

反貪會的恥辱

墨華大哥的部落格看到這篇轉載的文章,標題是“反貪會的幽默”,覺得有趣(甚或是可悲),特此轉載過來並翻譯,以讓更多人看懂。

不過這文章中說的事情,在我看來可一點也不是幽默,反而是恥辱,反貪會或者說是大馬政府機關的恥辱,甚至更可以說是所有大馬人民的恥辱!

不必多說,大家看了就知道原因了(回想起之前也寫過類似的反貪會文章,這只小丑真是丟光大馬的臉):

The gung-ho of MACC versus Dr. Porntip
MACC小丑 vs. 普緹


ABDUL RAZAK: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

PORNTIP: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

小丑Abdul Razak:醫生,我說的對不對,當一個人在睡眠中死亡,他需要等到第二天早上才會知道這一點?

普緹:律師,你真的有考到律師執照嗎?
___________________

ABDUL RAZAK: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?

PORNTIP: All of them...The live ones put up too much of a fight.

小丑Abdul Razak:醫生,你的眾多解剖之中,有多少次是在已死的人身上進行的?

普緹:所有的都是...活著的人不需要。
____________________

ABDUL RAZAK: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

PORNTIP: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.

ABDUL RAZAK: And Teoh Beng Hock was dead at the time?

PORNTIP: If not, he was by the time I finished.

小丑Abdul Razak:你可以記得你解剖遺體的時間嗎?

普緹:大概晚上8點半的時候。

小丑Abdul Razak:那當時明福已經過世了嗎?

普緹:如果不是,我完成的時候他就是了。
____________________

And the best for last:

ABDUL RAZAK: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

PORNTIP: No.

ABDUL RAZAK: Did you check for blood pressure?

PORNTIP: No.

ABDUL RAZAK: Did you check for breathing?

PORNTIP: No.

ABDUL RAZAK: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

PORNTIP: No.

ABDUL RAZAK: How can you be so sure, doctor?

PORNTIP: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

ABDUL RAZAK: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

PORNTIP: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

最厲害的還是這個:

小丑Abdul Razak:在解剖之前,你有檢查脈搏嗎?

普緹:沒有。

小丑Abdul Razak:你有查血壓嗎?

普緹:沒有。

小丑Abdul Razak:那你有沒有檢查呼吸?

普緹:沒有。

小丑Abdul Razak:所以,是不是有可能當你在解剖的時候,病人其實還活著的?

普緹:不可能。

小丑Abdul Razak:為什麼你那麼肯定?

普緹:因為他的腦子正放在我桌子上的罐子裡。(說明:普緹是進行的是第二次驗屍了~)

小丑Abdul Razak:哦,我明白,但儘管如此,還是有可能他是活著的,對嗎?

普緹:對對,他是有可能活著而且正在像你一樣正在法律界中執業。

( MALAYSIA BOLEH ?? )

*注:有朋友說此為虛構,也有人煞有介事的說是Razak故意學的,因此未知真假,大家看了就自己下定論吧。另外,掐死自己那篇文章就100%是真的,那個我可以確定。

13 评论 Comments:

Anonymous said...

哥在FB分享了~ 真的是耻辱

ANG said...

傳說的哥來了!哥你facebook add我啊!

ANG said...

對了,有朋友指出網上也有流傳這些笑話,有沒有朋友可以證實這位小丑說過這些話?

安东尼老爷 said...
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安东尼 said...

普緹:對對,他是有可能活著而且正在像你一樣正在法律界中執業。

哈哈哈哈。。。。。。。。。。普緹,我知道你已经被这位反贪局的律师气死。不过还能够这样幽默的回答他,本老人非常钦佩你!

哈哈哈,死人的头脑都放在罐子做sample 了,还问有没有check blood pressure,幸亏没有说要check urine,所以这位律师还有的救。

安东尼

26 April 2011 00:15

安东尼 said...

大律师:你可以記得你解剖遺體的時間嗎?

普緹:大概晚上8點半的時候。

大律师:那當時明福已經過世了嗎?

普緹:如果不是,我完成的時候他就是了。

哈哈哈,普緹也真的够幽默,很会作弄傻瓜.
要是遺體没有过世,她完成解剖之后就是了.
好像遺體要死了两次,律师才没话说.

joonyi said...

i think they took this joke from somewhere else, not from MACC. Because the last joke i once heard from a video of youtube that was uploaded few years ago.

ANG said...

joonyi:

Ya, please look at my 3rd reply~ i have already pointed this out. Anybody can confirm this?

errno0 said...

假的啦。虽然掐颈是很笨7 。。 不过也不能乱乱套给他。

那些笑话是从一本叫“Disorder in the American Courts“拿出来的。

参考

google 下 里面句子就知道了。

马来西亚最有钱的郭鹤年都移民中国了,回中国也是个不错的选择啊。。。

ANG said...

ernoo:

大哥,你的留言放了兩個鏈接,結果被系統定義為spam了。還好我有email通知,不然你的留言就不見天日了。

對,我也是在網絡看過這樣的笑話,我問了幾位朋友,有人說是他故意學的,還有人說在youtube看過他講,我也不清楚,所以就放一個聲明說不知真假咯。

joonyi said...

ya, confirm that not originally from that joker, at least for the last joke.

joonyi said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_vqoz05W-0

a guy quote the last joke in this video. but this video is too long, so can't point out exactly at where, sorry.

ANG said...

I think the better way should be look at the Joker's video? He can always imitate other persons. But i really don't wish to waste my time to see that Joker's joke /.\

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