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Tuesday, 15 March 2011

我國當然能夠建核發電廠啦!

在日本地震導致核洩漏危機後,尊貴的陳華貴部長不只沒有檢討核技術在我國的可行性,還大派定心丸要大馬人不必擔心,核發電廠在我國勢在必行!!

題外話:當然啦,又不是建在部長家隔壁,而且咱們的部長家裡各個家財萬貫,安全措施足夠,哪裡會怕核洩漏的?)

我一向來對我國英明神武的部長所說的話“深信不疑”,也對核子技術引入我國絕對有信心,但是有些事情還是要提醒大家的。大家可別忘了我國是一個......的國家(還有許多,以下就只列出幾個最近的):

這是一個剛建好一個月的吊橋會坍塌的國家。
這是一個耗資三億建成僅一年的體育館會無聲無息倒塌的國家。
這是一個花了9千萬維修過五次國會但還是會漏水的國家。
這是一個耗資五億但建成的卻是一所黴菌醫院的國家。
這是一個沒有打仗但戰機引擎卻會平白無故消失不見的國家。
這是一個斥資百萬建造大橋但還未啟用卻出現裂痕的國家。

哈,說了那麼多,你明白了為什麼我國有本事建造核電廠嗎?因為其他國家都沒有我國上面這些“成就”嘛!有了上面這些成就,再加多一個“會洩漏的核電廠”又有什麼好大驚小怪的?!

13 评论 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Excellent article. Sharp and straight to the point. I like it.

Anonymous said...

ask Peter to stay near the power station ,can ah??

ah beng

GL said...

Spot on.

This country is run by monkeys, like to imitate advance countries但又 不知量 力, 真的是無藥可救!

Someone at the top probably have committed the project ie some money has changed hands, just like the crooked bridge, so they will go ahead even if there were more disastrous impact from the meltdown of the Japanese nuclear plants.

So folks, to safeguard ourselves and the welfare of our future generations, we must all go out and educate the less informed to act wisely for the next GE.

Anonymous said...

No no no no! You got it wrong! Nothing will happen to the nuclear plant of Malaysia Boleh. Those structures shown in the pictures above are all cheap cost productions.The nuclear plant is going to cost you an arm and a leg plus your head. So it will not crumble down.Anyway not to worry if it crumble down, nothing will happen, because the reactors will not be delivered.....it will be empty inside as everything in BolehLand can go missing..... so stay cool.

U-turn

Loo YK said...

U-turn: Good comment! Empty "Nuclear" vessel make most noise. Create projects to drain out tax-payers' money is a "Norm" in this Boleh Land!
偉翔兄,
多谢你的“感人”照片,看了差点要掉泪。。。唉!又到了纳税的日子!肥了贪官还要帮他清除倒塌的垃圾。。。#@%*&^*>$辣块妈妈!(韦大人语)

Loo YK said...

PS:还以为看到地震照片!

Anonymous said...

还有一个你忘记说,买了潜水艇而不能用的國家。

我虽是路过,不过你的文章我赞好。。

生活在这boleh land ,我觉的很悲哀。

Ms.Lim

~aNG~伟翔 said...

不是忘了說,是太多了,要寫用幾天幾夜也寫不完~唉...真的是悲哀,如果發生在其他國家,我會笑怎麼那麼笨的國家都有,但是在自己的國家卻又改變不了,就只有悲哀兩個字可以形容了。

keykok said...

人民的衡量标准会在哪?

~aNG~伟翔 said...

人民的衡量標準?沒有那麼大的頭,就不要戴那麼大的帽,需要什麼標準?我根本完全看不出大馬需要減核電廠的理由。

SeanLee210 said...

Malaysia can have nuke plant. But with conditions below:
1) It is not manage by government, but private companies.
2) No System "K" apply on hiring workers for the nuke plant.
3) Construction must not be done by "Malaysian" constructor.

~aNG~伟翔 said...

I think instead of Nuke Plant, Nude Plant is much more suitable in Malaysia!

槟城老唐 said...

这是一个充满幽默喜剧性的国家!既然可以买到不能潜水?或不敢潜水(可能只能潜一次,潜了下去就浮不上来那种...)的浅水艇,或许到时咱真有可能买进一些别人根本没法找到的[燃不起来的温和环保核燃料]?别担心了,福建人说的[天公疼戆人],就算[布景道具的核电厂]真的给咱建了起来,就找些替代燃料充充数吧,反正留得青山在,可烧不可烧的废柴还少吗?

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