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Thursday, 16 June 2011

大馬第一笑話女皇燕燕阿姨的再一次榮譽呈現

黃燕燕,我真佩服你。

花了一百八十萬,給了自己好友的公司,搞了個一文錢都不用花的面子書(facebook)頁面,好了,現在說一百八十萬是用來搞宣傳的。

好吧,搞宣傳就搞宣傳。但是那個“據說”用了一百八十萬設立的免費頁面,現在燕燕姐肯定地說用了一百八十萬來做宣傳,但怎麼幾個月過去了頁面的like還是那門可羅雀的幾千個人?

(啊,話說人家那不用一文錢,設立來嘲笑燕燕阿姨的Curi-Curi Wang Malaysia頁面,僅僅一天就有超過兩萬個like了,真是鮮明的對比啊!)

算了算了。宣傳就宣傳,沒有人就沒有人。錢跑去哪裡我們也不關心了。反正馬拉西亞人是善忘的,不久之後同樣的“網頁”、同樣的“宣傳”一定會如雨後春筍般在馬來西亞的土地上遍地開花的。

好了,不要笑燕燕阿姨了,等下她穿性感透明睡衣出來就完蛋了。不過我心裡有一個疑問,既然可以花百多萬去設立/宣傳一個免費、無謂且沒有人看的網頁,怎麼自己的官方網站卻一分錢也不花,用谷歌翻譯來交差呢?(還是其實燕燕阿姨早已用幾百萬來外包給其他好友來做谷歌翻譯?)

真的很想知道,是不是因為你們怕人民看你們的笑話看得不夠多??

看看以下文字就知道了,看得懂小弟我衷心佩服(轉載自官方旅遊部我的第二家園中文頁面):

財務要求

在此計劃下,申請者在不需工作的情況下.

提出申请:

字母i.申请人年龄低于50岁必须证明流动资产价值至少令吉, 000和离岸收入10
000林吉特每月。

二。申请人50岁及以上的可能符合财务证明RM350 , 000的流动资产和离岸收入10 000林吉特每月。对于那些谁已经退休,他们必须证明收到养老金由政府批准的资金
林吉特每月10 000 。

[财务证明可以为形式的现金,存款,债券,证券,财产和其他资产。 ]

三。新的申请谁购买的物业价值至少室一百点〇 〇 〇万资格将降低定
期存款数额经批准。

经批准

成功申请者需符合下列财务标准收到`有条件的批准函,由入境事务处,
马来西亚..

经批准:岁以下50岁

*打开一个固定的存款帐户的RM300 , 000.00 。

*经过一段时间的一年,可以撤回的嘉宾多达150令吉, 000.00为核定有关的开
支购房,子女教育在马来西亚和医疗目的。

*必须保持最低余额为150令吉, 000.00从第二年起,整个留在马来西亚根据这
一方案。与会者谁批准购买和拥有的财产购买了100万林吉特以上的马来西亚
可能符合基本要求的定期存款室十五点○○万。这一数额不得撤回,直到参与者决定终止
其参与MM2H方案。

批准后: 50岁及以上

* 可任意選擇:
-開設一個擁有15萬馬幣的定存戶口;或者
- 证明政府批准养老基金的10 000林吉特

*經過一年的限期,符合定存戶口標準的參與者可提出其中的9萬馬幣,

用于那些獲批准的開支,如購買房子、償付兒女在馬的教育費用及醫療目的。

在此計劃下,自第二年開始在馬繼續居留期間,參與者必須至少保留6萬馬幣的開支平衡。

与会者谁批准购买和拥有的财产购买了100万林吉特以上的马来西亚可能符合基本
要求的定期存款室100000 。这一数额不得撤回,直到参与者决定终止其参与
MM2H方案。.

醫療報告

所有申請者及他們的受贍養者(配偶或子女)必須呈交一

份來自馬來西亞私人醫院/注冊診所的醫療報告。

醫療保險

已獲批准的申請者及他們的受贍養者(配偶或子女)必須擁有一

份適用于馬來西亞的有效的醫療保單。

担保函
只有直接应用

申请人必须直接履行安全债券的条件。请参阅个人保证金率每人按国籍,从200
令吉, RM2000.00 。

個人保證金
应用程序通过代理

注册公司需要提供的个人债券为他们的客户谁已批准的MM2H计划。

28 评论 Comments:

lri$ said...

i am studying multimedia design,from what i know and according to my lecture, design a web page most expensive is only rm 10k something include all the service and maintains.
and about the facebook page........they only need to design the template or skin, you can do it yourself. or facebook help you they charge use 0.99 or you want more awesome usd 3,
or ask others professorial to help you do ......i believe the price wont go to rm1800000

~aNG~伟翔 said...

That's for sure won't goes to million ringgit. I designed my own template for this blog, and maintain it by myself, don't even cost me a single cent, it's very obvious where the monies go, that Auntie even admitted that the Company which handle the project is owned by her friend! This is 1Malaysia! Damn!

~aNG~伟翔 said...

更新一下,Curi curi wang Malaysia的頁面在一天半內已經衝到接近6萬人了。

幸運な男 said...

不这样搞又岂能令世人知道我们Boleh呢!

Anonymous said...

這谷歌翻譯不單不知所云,且讀不到幾行,頭漲腦昏,加上那“只根”那雞部長替上回溫家寶總理到訪的翻譯開脫為沒時間檢查,似乎中國是訪前一天才通知大馬!哎唷!真受不了這些厚顏無恥的部長,好像他/她們在和賣華總會長和肥肥“第一虎人”在爭“那厚顏無恥寶座”!?

要去吃“斑鈉多”了。

芊芊 said...

国阵治国又一失败的铁证!

明明不用钱的东西,到了这些浑蛋的手里,随便动动就那里几百万,这里几百万.这很明显的是有关部门办事不力,贪污腐化,朋比为奸,明目张胆,理直气壮想尽办法榨干纳税人的血汗钱!!

这样的事情如果发生在澳洲,人民会毫不客气的炮轰旅游部长,在不堪压力下,一夜间那个涉嫌贪污的旅游部长就会被调查然后引咎辞职了.黄燕燕根本没有办事能力,这个丢人现眼的旅游部长早该被轰下台了!

马来西亚选民实在是太善良了,真是姑息养奸的后果啊!!! :(

Anonymous said...

如果Lingerie燕是在Harry 李手下辦事,她可要自行了斷,上吊也!(80年代星的房屋部長接受建商替他免費裝修屋子的結果)

Anonymous said...

How come Ng Yen Yen knew so well that Australia spent million of dollars to attract tourist. Oh ya she is the permanent resident of Australia !

Anonymous said...

Spending millions $ is one thing, how effective and the way $ spent and the fruits enjoyed from the spending is another. Lingerie Yan's way is effectively Curi Curi Malaysia, 750 times more than TBH's Rm2400 case and I wonder what the MACC is waiting for! Not just that, the Chinese translation is horrible, can't she consult her MCA comrades to check on it? Is it because they are too busy engaging in cutting ribbons and dinners with their cronies?

It looks like these descendants of pirates know that their days are numbered hence resorting to whatever means to grab as much as they could before the next GE, shamelessly and regardless.

Pray that God save Malaysia from these plunderers.

幸運な男 said...

You sure is permanent residency, not dual nationality?

Anonymous said...

I'm very sure that Lingerie Ng must have millions or billions of properties across the seas!

健美郭 said...

需要花费林吉祥细佬林吉特180万!?全世界人谁读到都知道这是一个躺卧(lie)

Anonymous said...

不懂那位感恩仁兄這回又要感恩啥?

幸運な男 said...

the bitch doesn't looks that rich!

Anonymous said...

you will never know until BN is overthrown by the people.

四叔 said...

你们不要含血喷人好不好?人家五叔叔不是已经解释了吗?你们真是牛皮灯笼,七死我了。

四叔 said...

看你们也不懂的啦,我link给你们看看。

http://uncleboo66.blogspot.com/2011/06/blog-post_16.html

~aNG~伟翔 said...

阿武叔好像是在諷刺比較多吧。

況且只要同腦沒有問題的人,不要一分錢就可以設立那個網站了。而且還有現成例子。

Anonymous said...

PETALING JAYA: Wangsa Maju MP Wee Choo Keong has dared Bersih 2.0 organiser Datuk Ambiga Sreenevasan to join a political party to fight politically-motivated causes.


Wee said Malaysians fear possible chaos during the Bersih gathering scheduled for July 9 in Kuala Lumpur.

Anonymous said...

Oh! I thought Wee C K is already flushed down to 6' underground! It looks like that place is too clean for him hence he is still croaking. We need to put him into the cesspool, where he is more accustomed to.

四叔 said...

五叔叔是马华的化装师。那会讽刺老板,不想干了吗?

~aNG~伟翔 said...

四叔:我相信人總是會有一些良心的。

Anonymous: WCK is a piece of rubbish, why you bother what he said?

Anonymous said...

WS, you are right. WCK is a piece of non recyclable rubbish, of no value but just a sheer pollutant.

~aNG~伟翔 said...

when one speaks is not because of his conscience but money or power or any other things, then what he said is rubbish, or rather, he himself is rubbish.

Anonymous said...

Facebook is free. However, the Government have to paid the money for hardware, software license, manpower cost and maintenance cost. It's really depend on the contract sign between the government and the company. Sometimes, RM1.8M is cheap if the contract is for few years. Personally, i don't think the government is so stupid to paid the company RM1.8M to setup a Facebook only.

Anonymous said...

To the one who doesn't think the government is stupid enough to pay Rm1.8m for the fb, in the 1st place, that is what Lingerie Yen's initial answer and she even mocked at DAP's MP for 'not knowing' the complication of the work. The rest of her answer you can judge for yourself if you can remain fair minded.

Just not too long ago, the government also proposed the Rm50m 1M email a/c and spent another unknown $ by the PEMANDU head to argue for pages about the issue in MSM . Well, whether the government is stupid or not I leave it to others to comment but I just want to tell you that I don't like to be treated like an idiot or orang utan and intellectually, we are not beneath these ministers.

Anonymous said...

”官“字两个口。事情发生了你们要怎样说都可以可是拜托aunty你,贪也要cover得像话嘛, 你给的借口连傻的也看得出啦。你们这样花人民的钱花得安心吗?

幸運な男 said...

楼上的,没听过“不吃白不吃”这句话咩?

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